Oh fall! The leaves change. The snap in the air. Football! People hanging realistic corpses and shrunken heads from their trees. Yes, it's truly beautiful, isn't it? Come on people! What is wrong with this picture?
Tonight I walked into Fred Meyer with all four of my children to buy some yogurt to put in their lunches tomorrow. And there to greet us, by the customer service desk, was the ugliest, life size, green faced, animated, talking witch. Aidan (who is very sensitive, I admit) took one glance, heard the voice and literally hit the floor, curled up in a ball, put his hands over his head, and started
screaming. Not yelling, or crying. Screaming. Like someone was going to I don't know what. I literally had to drag him halfway across the store (with the giant
race car cart in tow with the other three kids) before I could even begin to console him and help him to understand. Fred Meyer is lucky there wasn't a puddle on the floor.
Why? Why does the world feel the need to scare children senseless? Last year when I was in LA at Halloween time, I was shocked to see in San
Marino (a NICE neighborhood) dead bodies hanging from trees, corpses rising from the ground, ugly bloody heads greeting you at the gates. All extremely
realistic. At Million dollar homes. Really? This makes you happy? When you look out your windows in the quiet of the evening and see the bloody body hanging from your tree you think, "oh how delightful!!! Ah yes, life is good!" I don't get it.
I talked to the manager at Freddy's
tonight and told them I would be taking "what's on my list today" elsewhere until after Halloween unless the witch was moved into an appropriate Halloween related isle. He
obliged and said it would be moved tonight. Thanks
Freddy's. That was decent of you.
Don't get me wrong. I have always loved Halloween. I love the children at the door and passing out candy, and the cute kids in costumes, and eating the candy, and the excitement all around. I can even stand a little bit of "fun creepy" stuff like spider webs, your second grade teacher dressed as a witch with a wart on her nose. Whatever! But I would just like to say I think some people take it way too far. And unfortunately, the list of stores I can't walk into with Aidan until after Oct 31st just keeps getting longer. . .
Okay, I've ranted. . .